M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

Dey Give Jesus Hard Time Bout Da Rest Day

6 One time, was da Jewish Rest Day. Jesus an his guys wen walk thru da fields wea dey grow da wheat. His guys wen pick litto bit wheat, rub um wit dea hands fo get rid a da junks, an eat um. ² But had some Pharisee guys wen say, “Hala! How come you guys doing da kine work you not suppose to do on da Rest Day?!”

³ Jesus tell um, “Wot! You guys neva read inside da Bible wat David wen do, dat time him an his guys was hungry? ⁴ He wen go inside Godʼs house. He take da bread dass spesho fo God dat stay ova dea, an eat um, an give um to his guys too. An nobody eva say notting, no matta Godʼs Rules say, ony da priest guys can eat dat bread.

⁵ “Eh! I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Dass why I da One dat get da right fo say wat can do da Rest Day.”

Jesus Make One Guy Come Good On Da Rest Day

⁶ One nodda Rest Day Jesus wen go inside one Jewish church an teach. One guy stay dea an his right hand stay funny kine. ⁷ Some teachas dat teach Godʼs Rules an some Pharisee guys wen like bus Jesus, so dey watch um real good, if he goin make somebody come good on da Rest Day. ⁸ But Jesus wen know wat dey tinking, an he wen tell da guy wit da funny kine hand, “Get up an stand up ova hea in front everybody.” An da guy come. ⁹ Den Jesus wen tell dem, “I like aks you guys one question. Dass right in Godʼs Rules fo do da good kine stuff on da Rest Day, o da bad kine? Fo help peopo fo stay alive, o fo wipe um out?” ¹⁰ He wen look aroun at dem, an den he tell da guy, “Stick out yoa hand.” An da guy stick um out, an his hand wen come good again.

¹¹ But da Pharisee guys wen come real huhu, an wen start fo make plan togedda wat dey like do to Jesus.

Jesus Pick Twelve Guys

¹² Dat time Jesus wen go up one hill fo pray. He stay dea an pray all nite. ¹³ Wen day time come he call all dem dat go wit him fo come. An he wen pick twelve guys, an say dey da guys he goin send all ova. ¹⁴ He pick

Jesus Teach An Make Peopo Come Good

¹⁷ Jesus wen come down da hill wit his guys, an he stand on top one flat place. Had plenny guys dea dat wen go wit him an plenny odda peopo from Jerusalem an all ova Judea, an from Tyre an Sidon, two towns dat stay near da ocean. ¹⁸ Dey wen come ova dea fo listen to him, an so he can make um come good from all kine sick. Da kine wit da bad kine spirits dat bodda dem, Jesus wen make um all come good. ¹⁹ Everybody wen try fo touch him, cuz da power was coming outa him an make um all come good.

Da Peopo Dat Stay Good Inside An Da Peopo Dat Stay Sad

²⁰ Jesus wen look da guys he teaching an say,

²² “You guys can stay good inside wen da peopo hate you, an throw you out, an talk bad to you, an say you no good cuz a me, da Guy Dass Fo Real! ²³ Da peopo dat hate you guys now, long time ago God wen send his talka guys fo teach dea ancesta guys, an dose peopo dat time wen make Godʼs talka guys suffa plenny too, jalike nowdays dea kids stay make you guys suffa. But eh! Go dance an sing wen dey make any kine to you guys, an stay plenny good inside! Cuz bumbye God goin have plenny good kine stuff in da sky fo you guys.

Get Love an Aloha fo da Peopo Dat Stay Agains You

²⁷ “I telling you guys dat hear me, get love an aloha fo da peopo dat stay agains you. Do good stuff fo dem. ²⁸ Aks God fo do good tings to da peopo dat put kahuna on top you, an pray fo da peopo dat make you guys suffa. ²⁹ If one guy hit yoa right cheek, let him hit yoa left cheek too. If one guy steal yoa coat, give him yoa shirt too. ³⁰ Give to everybody who aks you fo someting, an if one guy rip off yoa stuffs, no tell him fo give um back. ³¹ Do to da odda guy jalike you like him do to you.

³² “If you guys ony get love an aloha fo da peopo dat get love an aloha fo you, you tink God owe you money fo dat? No way! Even da bad kine guys get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo dem! ³³ An if you guys ony do good to da peopo dat do good to you, you tink God owe you money fo dat? No way! Even da peopo dat do bad kine stuff do dat. ³⁴ If you guys ony lend someting to da peopo you tink goin give um back, you tink God owe you money fo dat? Even da bad kine peopo lend stuff to da bad kine peopo, if dey tink dey goin get um all back. ³⁵ No way! Get love an aloha fo da peopo dat stay agains you, an do um good, an lend um stuff, an no tink if you goin get um back! Cuz da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods, he everytime do good to da peopo dat no tank him an da peopo dat do real bad kine stuff. If you make like God, dat show dat he you guys Fadda, an you his kids. An bumbye, God goin have plenny good kine stuff bumbye in da sky fo you guys cuz a dat. ³⁶ Give chance jalike yoa Fadda give chance.

No Make Like One Judge To da Odda Guy

³⁷ “No make like one judge to nobody, an God no goin be yoa judge. No say da odda guy gotta be punish, an God no goin punish you. Let da odda guy go, an no stay huhu wit him. Den God goin let you go an hemo yoa shame fo all da bad kine stuff you wen do. ³⁸ Give to da odda guy, an God goin give to you. He goin fill um up, shake um, fill um up some moa, plenny goin even run ova, an he goin pour um all inside yoa bag. Cuz da way you give, same way he goin give to you.”

³⁹ Jesus talk some moa. He say, “You tink one blind guy can lead anodda blind guy? He do dat, an dey both goin fall down inside one puka. ⁴⁰ One guy not mo importan den his teacha, but everybody dat learn all da stuffs from dea teacha, dey goin come jalike dea teacha.

⁴¹ “How come you guys spock da small piece junk inside yoa bruddaʼs eye, an no tink bout da big two by four inside yoa own eye? ⁴² How you goin tell yoa brudda, ‘Eh, try let me pull da small piece junk outa yoa eye,’ wen you no see da big two by four inside yoa own eye? You say one ting an do anodda! First take da big two by four outa yoa own eye, den you can see good fo take da small piece junk outa yoa bruddaʼs eye.

Da Tree An Da Fruit

⁴³ “Da good kine tree no can give bad fruit, an da bad kine tree no can give good fruit. ⁴⁴ You know da kine tree from da kine fruit dey give. No can pick da fig o da grape from da kine tree wit kuku. ⁴⁵ Da good guy do good kine stuff from da good stuff inside his heart, an da bad guy do bad kine stuff from da bad stuff inside his heart. Da kine stuff inside da heart goin come out thru da mout by wat da guy say.

Da Two House Builda Guys

⁴⁶ “How come you guys call me ‘Boss, boss,’ but you no do wat I say? ⁴⁷ I goin show you guys how da guy stay dat come by me, an hear wat I say, an do um. ⁴⁸ He jalike da guy dat stay build his house, an dig deep an put da foundation on top da rock. Den da big water come, an pound da house, but no can shake um, cuz he wen make um good. ⁴⁹ But da guy dat hear wat I say an no do um, he jalike da guy dat build his house on top da groun, but no mo foundation. Da big water pound um, an dat house fall down an bus up.”

Da Husban An Da Wife

7 Now I like talk bout da stuff you guys wen aks me inside yoa letta bout da guys an da wahines. Dass good idea, fo one guy no touch one wahine. ² But get peopo dat like fool aroun, you know. Dass why mo betta every guy get his own wife, an every wahine get her own husban. ³ Da husban gotta give his wife wat she need, an same ting fo da wife. ⁴ Da wife no ony own her body, but da husban too. Same ting, da husban no ony own his body, but da wife too. ⁵ No hold back from each odda. You can fo short time, but ony if da husban an da wife tell each odda dey goin hold back fo get time fo pray. An den come back togedda, so da Devil no can make you guys presha make you fool aroun behind da oddaʼs back. But if you no come back togedda fast, you no goin be strong nuff fo say “No!” to da Devil. ⁶ I no telling you guys you gotta hold back, but you can if you like. ⁷ I tink mo betta, if peopo no marry, jalike me. But every guy get one spesho power dat God wen give um. He give some peopo da power fo handle if dey marry, an odda peopo da power fo handle if dey no marry.

⁸ I like tell da peopo dat not married an da widows: Mo betta you no marry, jalike me awready. ⁹ But, if you no can handle, den mo betta get married. Mo betta fo marry den come all hot.

¹⁰ I like tell da married peopo dis (but dis come from da Boss Up Dea, not me): Da wife not suppose to leave her husban. ¹¹ O if she leave um, she not suppose to marry again, o she gotta go back wit her husban an make tings good. An da husban not suppose to make his wife go way too.

¹² An fo da odda guys, I like tell um dis (dass me talking, not da Boss): If one Christian brudda get one wife dat no trus God, he not suppose to throw her out if she like stay wit him. ¹³ Same ting, if one wahine get one husban dat no trus God, she not suppose to leave him if he like her stay wit him. ¹⁴ Da husban dat no trus God stay spesho fo God still yet, cuz he stay tight wit da wife dat trus God. An da wife dat no trus God stay spesho fo God still yet, cuz she stay tight wit da husban dat trus God. If no was lidat, den dea kids no stay spesho, but cuz one a da parents trus God, da kids stay spesho fo God too. ¹⁵ But da husban o da wife dat no trus God, if dey like leave, den let um. Da one dat trus God no stay stuck wit da marriage if da one dat no trus God like go. Cuz God wen tell you guys fo come be his guys, so yoa hearts can rest inside. ¹⁶ But if you one Christian wahine, you donno if you no can help yoa husban get outa da bad kine stuff. An you brah, if you one Christian guy, you donno if you no can help yoa wife get outa da bad kine stuff.

Stick Wit Da Way Da Boss Wen Give You Fo Live

¹⁷ But stick wit da way Jesus da Boss wen give you fo live, cuz God wen tell you fo come be his guys. Dis da rule I teach all da church peopo every place. ¹⁸ If you get da cut skin mark on top yoa body fo show you one Jew, an den God tell you fo come be his guy, no need change da mark. But if you no mo da mark, an God wen tell you fo come be his guy, no need cut skin. ¹⁹ If you wen cut skin, no matta. If you neva cut skin, no matta, same ting. Main ting, us guys do wat God tell us fo do.

²⁰ Wen God wen tell you fo come wit him an be his guy, he neva say fo change everyting. Ony stay da way you was. ²¹ Jalike, if you was one slave wen God wen tell you fo come, no let dat bodda you. If you can get out, den do um. If not, dass okay. ²² If one guy stay one slave, an da Boss tell um fo come be his guy, he stay tight wit da Boss. No matta da guy one slave still yet, now he work fo da Boss Up Dea. An if da guy no was one slave wen da Boss wen tell him fo come, now he one slave fo Christ.

²³ Christ wen pay high price fo you guys, you know. So no be one slave fo odda peopo. ²⁴ Eh, bruddas an sistas! Wen God wen tell you guys fo come be his guys, no go make all kine changes. Ony stick wit da way you was. Do um fo God.

Da Peopo Dat Not Married

²⁵ You guys wen aks me bout da peopo dat neva sleep wit nobody. Da Boss neva tell me how dey gotta make, but dis wat I tink. You can trus wat I say, cuz God, he good to me an give me chance. ²⁶ You know, get plenny trouble an presha nowdays. Dass why I tink, mo betta stay da way you was. ²⁷ You get one wife? No throw her out. You no mo one wife? No go looking. ²⁸ But if you marry, you no stay doing notting wrong. If one wahine dat neva marry go marry, she no stay doing notting wrong. But da peopo dat get married goin get problem inside dis world, an I ony trying fo help you guys, so you no suffa.

²⁹ Eh bruddas an sistas! I like say dis: No mo time awready, if you get one wife o you no moa. Cuz da way da world stay now, goin all pau. ³⁰ Same ting if you crying o you not crying, if you stay good inside o you no stay good inside, if you can buy stuff o you no mo notting, ³¹ o if you use da stuff from dis world, o if you let um go, no big ting. Cuz da way da world stay now, goin all pau.

³² I like you guys no worry. Da guy dat not married, he get mo time fo tink bout da Boss, az why he can do stuff fo make da Boss stay good inside. ³³ Da married guy, he gotta tink bout da stuff inside da world too. Az why he no can tink good, cuz he like do good fo his wife, an same time tink bout da Boss. ³⁴ He get two diffren kine tings fo tink bout. Same ting, da wahine dat no mo husban an da wahine dat not married, dey get mo time fo tink bout da Boss, how dey can stay all out fo da Boss, dea spirit, dea body, everyting. But da married wahine gotta tink bout da stuff inside da world too. Az why she no can tink good, cuz she like do good fo her husban, an same time tink bout da Boss. ³⁵ I telling you guys dis stuff, cuz good fo you guys. I no like jam up you guys. I like you guys do da right ting, an know wat da Boss like you fo do an be ready fo do um, an no worry bout odda kine stuffs.

³⁶ If get one guy dat stay ready fo marry one wahine, an he figga he making her wait long time, if she old nuff fo marry awready, go ahead. Marry her, if dass wat you like. Dass okay, you no doing notting wrong. ³⁷ But if get one guy who know wat he like, an he can handle, an wait, an he stay make up his mind fo no get married, dass okay too. ³⁸ Good ting fo da guy marry her, but mo betta, da guy no get married.

Da Widows

³⁹ So den, da wife gotta stay wit da husban till he mahke. Afta he mahke, she can marry if she like, but ony if da odda guy stay tight wit da Boss. ⁴⁰ I figga, I get Godʼs Spirit in charge a me, an dass wat he like me fo say: Mo betta fo her if she no marry.