M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

John Da Baptiza Teach

1 You wen hear da story bout Jesus? He da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. He Godʼs Boy. Dis da time da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ wen start happening.

² Isaiah, da guy who wen talk fo God long time ago, he wen write dis inside da Bible:

⁴ Dat time da guy John wen show up inside da boonies, baptizing da peopo. He stay teaching, “You guys gotta come sorry an like pau do all da bad kine stuff you stay doing now, an no do um no moa. Den God goin let you guys go an hemo all yoa shame. Dass why I stay baptize peopo.” ⁵ All da peopo from Judea side an Jerusalem town, dey wen go da boonies fo hear John. Dey wen tell um strait out all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an he wen baptize um inside da Jordan River.

⁶ You know, Johnʼs clotheses come from da camel hair. He wen make one rope outa leather fo belt. He eat grasshoppas, an he get honey from da bees.

⁷ Dis wat he tell um, “Afta me, goin come one nodda guy. He get mo power den me. An you know wat? I not even importan nuff fo go down an help him hemo his slippa from his foot. ⁸ I baptizing you guys wit water, but da way he goin baptize you guys, he goin give you Godʼs Good an Spesho Spirit fo take ova you.”

John Baptize Jesus

⁹ Dat time, Jesus come from Nazaret town, Galilee side, an John wen baptize him inside da Jordan River. ¹⁰ Right den Jesus wen come up outa da water. An you know wat? Jesus wen see da sky broke open, an wen spock Godʼs Spirit coming down on top him, jalike one dove. ¹¹ An wow! Had one voice from da sky wen say, “You my boy! I really get love an aloha fo you, an I stay good inside cuz a you!”

Da Devil Try Make Jesus Do Bad Kine Stuff

¹² Right afta dat, Godʼs Spirit wen make Jesus go inside da boonies. ¹³ Had wild animals ova dea. Jesus, he wen stay dea forty days. Da Devil try presha him fo make him do bad kine stuff, but he neva. An had angel messenja guys from God dat wen come an take care him.

Jesus Start Fo Teach Galilee Side

¹⁴ Latas, King Herod wen throw John Da Baptiza Guy inside da prison. Afta dat, Jesus go Galilee side, an he tell da peopo da Good Stuff From God. ¹⁵ He tell, “Time awready! God stay King hea now. You guys gotta come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff you guys doing, an no do um no moa. An da Good Stuff From God I telling you guys, you guys gotta believe um!”

Jesus Tell Four Fisha Guys Fo Come Wit Him

¹⁶ Dat time Jesus stay walking by Galilee Lake, an he spock Simon an his brudda Andrew. Dey throwing dea net inside da water, cuz dey fisha guys. ¹⁷ Jesus tell um, “Eh you guys! Come wit me! Be my guys! Da way you guys bring in da fish, I goin teach you guys how fo bring in peopo fo be my guys too!” ¹⁸ Right den an dea, dey wen leave dea nets an go wit him.

¹⁹ Going from dea, he spock James an his brudda John. Zebedee dea fadda. Dey inside da boat fixing dea nets. ²⁰ Right den an dea he tell um fo come wit him. Dey go way from dea fadda Zebedee who stay inside da boat wit da workas, an dey go wit Jesus.

Jesus Make One Bad Kine Spirit Let Go One Guy

²¹ Jesus an his guys, dey wen go Capernaum town. On da Jewish Rest Day, dey go inside da Jewish church. Jesus start fo teach da peopo. ²² Wat he teach um wen blow dea minds! Cuz he teach wit plenny power, not like da teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules, an dem guys no mo power.

²³ Get one guy inside da Jewish church wit one bad spirit dat wen take ova him. Right den an dea he wen yell, ²⁴ “Ho! You Jesus from Nazaret! Wat you like do to us? Why you wen come ova hea? Fo wipe us out? I know who you! You da Good An Spesho Guy from God!”

²⁵ Jesus wen scold da spirit, “Shut yoa mout! Let go da guy!” ²⁶ Den da bad spirit wen shake up da guy plenny. Da spirit wen yell real loud, an let go da guy.

²⁷ Da peopo, wen blow dea minds. Dey tell each odda, “Eh! Wass dis?! Wat kine new teaching dis? Dis guy, he get power! He even tell da bad kine spirits wat fo do, an dey do um!” ²⁸ Right den an dea, da peopo wen go all ova Galilee side, fo tell everybody bout Jesus.

Jesus Make Plenny Sick Peopo Come Good

²⁹ Right den an dea Jesus dem wen go outside da Jewish church, an dey go inside Simon an Andrewʼs house. James an John go too. ³⁰ Simonʼs mudda-in-law get feva. Simon dem tell Jesus, “Eh, her sick, you know.” ³¹ Jesus go an take her by da hand an pull her up. Right den da feva wen pau, an her wen give dem food.

³² Wen da sun go down, an da Rest Day pau, da peopo bring all da sick peopo an da peopo who get bad spirits da wen take ova dem. ³³ All da peopo from da town was jamming outside da house. ³⁴ Jesus wen make plenny peopo who get all kine sick come good. He make all da bad kine spirits let go da peopo, an he tell da spirits, “No talk!” cuz dey know who him.

Jesus Pray An Teach All Ova Galilee

³⁵ Early in da morning, wen starting fo get light, Jesus wen get up an go outa da house. He go one place wea neva have nobody, an pray ova dea. ³⁶ Simon dem wen go look fo him. ³⁷ Dey find him, an dey tell, “Eh, everybody stay looking fo you, you know!” ³⁸ But he say, “Neva mind! We gotta go da odda towns aroun hea, cuz I gotta teach dea too. Dass why I wen come.” ³⁹ So, he teach inside all da Jewish churches all ova Galilee, an make all da bad kine spirits let go da peopo.

Jesus Make One Lepa Guy Come Good

⁴⁰ Had one lepa guy wen go by Jesus, an go down in front him an beg him. He say, “If you like, you can make me come good so I can go wit da odda peopo fo pray, yeah?” ⁴¹ Jesus wen look at him, an he pity him. He touch da guy, an say, “Okay, I do um. Come good.” ⁴² Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. No mo lepa!

Jesus wen talk strong to da guy. He tell um, “Eh! You betta not tell nobody bout dis! Go, let da priest guy check you out. No foget make da kine sacrifice now, jalike Moses wen tell inside Godʼs Rules. Den everybody goin know dat you stay good now.” Den he tell um fo go. ⁴⁵ But da guy, he go outside an tell everybody wat wen happen to him. So, Jesus no can stay inside da towns, but he gotta stay outside inside da boonies. An da peopo, dey stay come from all ova da place fo hear him.

“Aloha!”

1 Dis letta from me, Paul. I one worka fo Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. God wen tell me fo come be his guy, cuz he like send me all ova da place fo talk fo him. God wen make me one spesho talka fo tell peopo da Good Kine Stuff From Him.

² Befo time, God wen make his talka guys write his Good An Spesho Bible fo um. Dat time, God wen promise um dat bumbye he goin tell peopo da Good Kine Stuff ³ bout his Boy. His Boyʼs blood come from King David. ⁴ But how his spirit stay, an da way he stay good an spesho fo God, dass wat show dat he Godʼs Boy. We know dat, cuz God wen use plenny power fo make um come back alive afta he wen mahke. You know, I stay talking bout Jesus Christ. He da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. He stay da Boss fo all us guys.

⁵ Dass how Jesus stay, an dass why God like do good tings fo us guys. Dass why he stay sending us guys all ova da place, cuz he like all da peopos from diffren places fo trus um an make da way he tell um. An me, I like do dat so dey know who Christ.

⁶ Same ting fo you Rome guys too. You guys come from all da diffren peopos from diffren places, an Jesus Christ tell you guys, “Eh come! Be my guys!” ⁷ You Rome guys, dis letta fo you. Eh, God get love an aloha fo you guys. He tell you fo come his spesho guys. God, he our fadda, an Jesus, he da Boss, he da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. I like dem two do plenny fo you guys, an make yoa hearts rest inside.

How Paul Pray Fo His Friends

⁸ First ting fo start, I like tell God “Mahalo plenny!” everytime I tink bout you guys, cuz Jesus Christ, he stay make me feel lidat. I feel good inside cuz all ova da world get peopo talking bout da way you guys trus God.

⁹ God know dat I telling da trut. He know I stay work fo him hundred percent wit my spirit. I make like dis fo tell da peopo all da Good Kine Stuff Bout His Boy. An God know dat I not goin give up tinking bout you guys. ¹⁰ Everytime I go pray, I aks God lidis: “You know, if you like, I donno how you goin do dis, but been really long time I like go see dem guys Rome side.”

¹¹ I really like stay by you guys, cuz I like share da good kine stuff from Godʼs Spirit wit you guys. Den you can stay mo strong an mo solid inside. ¹² Dis, az wat I mean: Bumbye wen I go stay wit you guys, I like you guys give me good kine words cuz you guys trus God, an same ting, I goin give you guys good kine words cuz I trus him too jalike you guys.

¹³ Bruddas an sistas! I like you guys know dis: Plenny times I tink, “Maybe az now da time fo me fo go by da Rome peopo!” But den, dat time, no can. Ony now, I can go. Wen I go ova dea fo stay wit you guys, I like plenny peopo go trus Christ, an everyting come mo betta fo you guys, jalike wen happen wen I wen stay wit da odda peopos.

¹⁴ No matta get guys Greek o no Greek, o guys who get smarts o guys dat no moa, I jus gotta take care all dem awready. ¹⁵ Dass why I stay ready fo tell you guys all da Good Kine Stuff From God wen I go ova dea Rome side fo see you guys.

Da Good Kine Stuff From God, Get Plenny Power

¹⁶ I no shame notting bout da Good Kine Stuff From God. Dat stuff get plenny power from God, fo take peopo outa da bad kine stuff dey stay doing, wen dey trus him. Was da Jewish peopo dat wen find out bout um first, an afta dem, all da odda peopos from diffren places too. ¹⁷ You tink bout all dis Good Kine Stuff From God, you goin undastan wat God wen do fo make peopo come right wit him. But gotta trus him from da start to da end. Da Bible wen say dis befo time:

Everybody Make How Dey Not Suppose To

¹⁸ One mo ting God wen let us undastan: Da peopo ack jalike God no matta, an dey do da kine tings dey not suppose to do. But God no take wat dey do. Az why he goin judge um from up dea in da sky. Inside dem, dey know wass true, but dey stay do da kine tings dey not suppose to do. Az how dey no let da odda peopo know wass true. ¹⁹ Dey no mo excuse, cuz everyting dat peopo can know bout God, ony easy fo dem fo undastan, az why. God, he wen show dem awready. ²⁰ Dis wat I mean: From befo time wen God wen make da world, anybody dat try fo undastan da stuffs God wen make, dey can figga how God stay, no matta no can see God. You know, God get dis unreal power dat goin stay lidat foevas. By how he make, he stay God fo shua. An dey can undastan all dat, dose guys. Az why dey no mo excuse fo how dey make.

²¹ Dey know bout God, but dey no like tell him, “Eh, you stay awesome, cuz you stay God!” Dey no like tell um “Mahalo plenny!” Dass why wat dey stay tinking, all poho awready. Cuz dey no undastan notting, jalike everyting come all dark inside dea heart.

²² Dey tell, “Me, I one akamai guy dat everytime know wat fo do!” Dey ony tink dat, but you know, dey still yet stupid. ²³ Dey no like stick wit da God who everytime awesome an no goin come poho bumbye. But dese guys, dey tink lidis: “We no like dat kine God! Mo betta we stick wit one idol kine god dat look jalike one guy, no matta bumbye he goin come poho. O mo betta our god goin look jalike one bird o one lizard o one nodda animal.”

²⁴ Cuz da way dey acking, dass why God wen let um go do wat dey like. He let um do all da kine pilau kine stuff, cuz dass how dey like do inside dea hearts. Dass why dey no mo shame notting, how dey make any kine wit dea own bodies wit odda peopo. ²⁵ Dem guys, dey hear da true stuffs from God, but dey no like listen. Dey tink lidis: “Mo betta we go do da odda stuff, no matta bulai!” Dey show respeck to all da stuffs God wen make, an dey do all da kine religious stuff fo um, but da One who make everyting, dey no like give love an respeck to him. I stay talking bout God. Eh, he all right! Can talk good bout him every time! Az right!

²⁶ An dass why God wen let dem guys do all dat, an dey ony go do how dey like do. An so dey all come all itchy, an no mo shame notting. Eh, you know, even da wahines, dey no like make like dey wahines, dey like change how dey stay. ²⁷ An same ting wit da guys. Dey no like make like dey suppose to wit da wahines. One guy stay all itchy fo one nodda guy. Dey no mo shame notting fo how dey make wit each odda. So fo dat, dey goin get it! Cuz dey stay far from da right way, an dey going get watevas fo how dey wen make.

²⁸ Dey tink, “Mo betta no go tink bout stick tight wit God fo real kine!” Az why God wen let um go do how dey like do. Az why dey ony can tink pilau kine stuff. So, no good how dey make.

²⁹ Dey not right kine peopo. Dey ony do pilau kine stuff. Dey greedy guys. Dey get pilau attitude. Dey all jealous. Dey like kill peopo. Dey like go beef everybody. Dey sneaky buggas. Dey ony tink bad kine stuff. Dey tell stuffs dey not suppose to bout da odda guys. ³⁰ Dey talk stink. Dey everytime stay huhu wit God. Dey tink dey so high makamaka, so dat peopo no can come by dem. Dey tink dey it. Dey talk big. Dey try figga how dey can make everyting hamajang. Dey no do wat dea mudda-fadda guys tell um fo do. ³¹ Dey no like undastan notting. Dey make promise, but dey no keep um. Dey no mo love an aloha, an dey no give chance notting.

³² God wen tell um how dey suppose to make, an dey wen hear all dat awready. Dey know dis too: if get anybody dat no make like wat God say, fo shua he goin mahke. But dese guys, dey go do all dat kine stuff, an dey tink good wen da odda guys go do lidat too.