M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

Timoty Go Wit Paul An Silas

16 Paul wen go Derbe an Lystra. Had one guy ova dea name Timoty dat wen stay tight wit Jesus. His mudda stay Jewish, an she wen trus da Good Stuff Bout Jesus. His fadda not Jewish, he Greek. ² Da bruddas an sistas inside Lystra an Iconium stay talk good tings bout Timoty. ³ Paul wen like take Timoty wit him wen dey go all ova, so Paul wen cut skin Timoty, cuz da Jewish peopo in dat place know dat his fadda stay Greek. ⁴ Dey wen go from one town to anodda. An dey wen tell da peopo dea da stuff from da guys Jesus wen send an da older leadas Jerusalem side, wat dey wen say, all dat stuff Jesus guys gotta do. ⁵ Dey wen kokua all da church peopo, an dat wen make um trus Jesus moa. An den had plenny odda peopo dat wen trus da Good Stuff Bout Jesus too.

Paul See Someting Jalike One Dream Inside Troas Town

⁶ Dey wen go all ova Frygia side an Galatia side. But Godʼs Spesho Spirit neva let um tell wat God say Asia side. ⁷ Dey wen come near Mysia, an dey wen try fo go inside Bitynia, but Jesus Spirit neva let um go inside dea. ⁸ So den dey wen pass by Mysia an wen go Troas town. ⁹ Dat nite Paul wen see someting jalike one dream. He wen see one guy from Macedonia stand dea an beg um, “Try come ova hea Macedonia side fo help us.” ¹⁰ Afta Paul see dat, we wen come ready fast fo go Macedonia side. We tink dat God wen call us fo go tell da Good Stuff From Him to da peopo ova dea.

Lydia Trus Da Good Stuff Inside Philippi

¹¹ We wen sail from Troas strait to Samotrace. Den da nex day to Neapolis. ¹² We wen go way from dea an go Philippi, one place da Rome govermen wen run. Dat da main town fo Macedonia. We wen stay ova dea litto wile. ¹³ On da Rest Day we wen go outside da town by da river side. We wen tink dat get one place fo pray ova dea. We sit down an wen start fo talk story wit da wahines dat wen go ova dea. ¹⁴ One wahine dea name Lydia wen listen. She sell purple cloth from Tyatira town. She everytime go down an pray to God. Da Boss Jesus wen open her heart, an she wen like take in wat Paul wen say. ¹⁵ Her an her ohana wen get baptize, an she wen tell us, “If you tink I trus da Boss Jesus, try come an stay my house.” So den we wen go wit her.

Inside Da Philippi Jail

¹⁶ One time we stay going da place fo pray, an one slave girl come by us. She get one bad kine spirit in charge a her dat help her tell da stuffs dat goin happen bumbye. She wen make plenny money fo her boss guys, cuz she wen tell da peopo wat goin happen to dem. ¹⁷ Dat girl wen walk behind Paul an all us odda guys, an yell, “Eh! Dese guys work fo da God Dat Get Mo Power Den All Da Odda Gods. Dese guys, dey stay telling you guys how you can come outa da bad kine stuff you guys stay do.” ¹⁸ She stay saying dis plenny days, an dat wen bodda Paul to da max. He wen turn aroun an tell da spirit dat stay in charge a her, “Cuz a Jesus, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, I tell you fo let her go!” An right den an dea da spirit wen let go da girl.

¹⁹ Wen da bosses fo da slave girl wen know dat dea chance fo make money all pau, dey wen grab Paul an Silas an drag um inside da open market place fo see da leada guys. ²⁰ Da bosses fo da slave girl wen bring um in front da govermen guys, an da boss guys say, “Dese buggas stay Jews, an dey stay make big trouble inside our town. ²¹ Stay agains our Rules fo us guys believe o do da kine stuff dese buggas teach. Cuz us guys dat get da same rights jalike da Rome peopo, you know.” ²² All da peopo wen come togedda wit dem an stand up agains Paul an Silas. An da govermen guys tell dea guys fo take off Paul an Silas clotheses an whip um.

²³ Afta dey wen whip um real hard, dey wen throw um inside da jail. Dey tell da jaila guy fo watch um real good. ²⁴ Wen da jaila guy hear dat, he wen throw um inside da deep jail, an wen lock dea feets in da wood shackles.

²⁵ Midnite, Paul an Silas stay praying an singing songs fo God, an da odda prisona guys inside da jail wen listen to dem. ²⁶ Right den an dea da groun wen shake real hard so da whole jail wen shake. Den all da doors fo da jail wen open. An da chains wen fall off all da prisona guys.

²⁷ Da jaila guy wen wake up. Wen he see dat da jail doors stay open, he pull out his sword fo kill himself, cuz he tink dat da prisona guys wen bag. ²⁸ But Paul wen yell, “Eh! No hurt yoaself! Us guys all stay hea!”

²⁹ Da jaila guy wen tell da odda guys fo bring one light. Den he wen run inside da jail an wen go down in front Paul an Silas. He stay shaking real hard. ³⁰ He wen take um outside da place an say, “You guys, wat I gotta do so I can come outa da bad kine stuff I stay in?”

³¹ Dey say, “Trus da Boss Jesus, an you goin get outa all da bad kine stuff you wen do. Same ting fo yoa ohana.” ³² Den dey tell him an all his ohana da Good Stuff bout da Boss Jesus.

³³ Was nite time, an da jaila guy wen take um an wen wash dea cuts. An right den an dea, him an all his ohana wen get baptize. ³⁴ Da jaila guy wen bring um inside his house, an feed um. Him an his ohana wen feel real good inside, cuz now dey stay trus God.

³⁵ Wen da sun wen come up, da Rome govermen guys wen send da police guys by da jaila guy fo tell him, “Let da guys go.”

³⁶ Da jaila guy wen tell Paul, “Da govermen guys wen say dat you an Silas can go. So, go wit aloha.”

³⁷ But Paul wen tell da police guys, “Dey wen whip us in front all da peopo, but dey neva even check fo find out if we wen do someting wrong. An dey wen throw us inside da jail. But us guys, we get da same rights jalike da Rome peopo too, you know. An now dey like send us away so nobody know. No way! Da govermen guys, dey da guys gotta come an take us outside demself.”

³⁸ Da police guys wen tell da govermen guys wat Paul an Silas wen say. Wen dey wen know dat Paul an Silas get da same rights jalike da Rome peopo, dey wen come real scared. ³⁹ Da govermen guys wen come an tell Paul an Silas dey sorry, an take um outside da jail, an beg um fo go way from da town. ⁴⁰ Afta Paul an Silas wen go outside da jail, dey wen go Lydiaʼs house. Dey wen meet da bruddas an sistas dea, an give um good kine words. Den dey wen go.

Jesus Go Inside Jerusalem Jalike One King

11 Den Jesus dem come near Jerusalem an come by Betpage an Betany, on top Olive Ridge. Jesus send two guys he teaching. ² He tell um, “You guys see dat small town ova dea? Go inside dea, an you goin find one young donkey dat stay tie up. Nobody ride on um yet. Hemo da rope from da post, an bring um ova hea. ³ If somebody aks you guys, ‘Eh, how come you guys stay doing dat?’ tell um, ‘Da Boss need um. Den he goin send somebody fo bring um right back.’ ”

⁴ Da guys go an find da young donkey outside in da street. He stay tie up by da door, so dey hemo da rope from da post. ⁵ Get some guys standing aroun, an dey aks um, “Eh! Wat you guys doing? How come you hemo da rope from da post?”

⁶ Dey tell um jalike Jesus wen say. Den da guys let um take um. ⁷ Dey bring da young donkey by Jesus. Dey throw dea coats on top um, an Jesus wen sit on top um. ⁸ Plenny peopo put dea coats down on top da road too, jalike fo one king. Odda guys cut branches from da palm trees in da fields, an put um down on top da road fo show respeck fo him. ⁹ An plenny peopo stay walking in front an behind, yelling

¹¹ Den Jesus go inside Jerusalem, an go inside da temple yard. He look aroun at everyting. But late awready, dass why he go back Betany wit his twelve guys.

Da Fig Tree Dat No Mo Fruit

¹² Da nex day, wen dey go way from Betany fo go Jerusalem one mo time, Jesus wen come real hungry. ¹³ He spock one fig tree wit leafs, but kinda far. He go ova dea fo check out if get fruit. He come dea an find ony leafs, cuz not time yet fo fruit. ¹⁴ So he tell da fig tree, “Nobody goin eat fruit from you no moa!” His guys wen hear wat he say.

Jesus Inside Da Temple Yard

¹⁵ Dey get to Jerusalem. Jesus wen go inside da temple yard, an he start fo throw out all da guys who was buying an selling stuff ova dea. He wen huli da tables wea dey sell da spesho kine temple money fo give to da temple, an da benches fo da guys who sell doves fo sacrifice. ¹⁶ He no let nobody carry any kine stuff thru da temple yard. ¹⁷ He teach um, “Da Bible say, ‘My temple goin be one house fo all da peopos all ova da world fo pray inside.’ But you guys stay make um jalike one hangout fo crooks!”

¹⁸ But da main priest guys an da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules hear dat. Dey try figga out how dey can kill him. Dey scared a him, cuz da tings he teach, blow da peopoʼs minds. ¹⁹ Wen da sun go down, Jesus dem go outside da town.

Jesus Teach Um Bout Da Fig Tree

²⁰ Early da nex morning dey pass by da fig tree, an see um all dry up from da root. ²¹ Peter rememba, an tell Jesus, “Eh, Teacha! Look da kine! You wen put kahuna da fig tree, an now, all dry up!”

²² Jesus tell um, “Gotta trus God! ²³ Az right! I like tell you guys dis too: You goin tell dis mountain ova hea, ‘Eh, get up! Throw yoaself inside da ocean.’ If you trus God fo make dat happen, an no trus um ony litto bit same time, den goin be lidat. ²⁴ Dass why I tell you guys, wen you pray, everyting you aks God fo do, trus him jalike you get um awready, an dat goin be. ²⁵ Everytime you guys stand up an pray, if you huhu wit somebody, you gotta let dem go, an no feel huhu wit dem. If you do dat, den yoa Fadda dat stay inside da sky, he goin let you guys go, an no feel huhu bout da bad kine stuff you guys wen do. ²⁶ [But if you guys no like let da odda guy go, an like stay huhu wit dem, den yoa Fadda in da sky, he no goin let you guys go, he goin stay huhu bout all da bad kine stuff you guys wen do.]”

Wat Right Jesus Get Fo Do Wat He Do?

²⁷ Jesus dem come back Jerusalem. He walk inside da temple yard, an da main priest guys, da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, an da older leada guys wen go by him. ²⁸ Dey aks him, “Eh, wat right you get fo do dis kine stuff? Who wen say you can do um?”

²⁹ Jesus tell um, “I like aks you guys one ting. You tell me, an den I tell you guys wat right I get fo do dis kine stuff. ³⁰ Da guy John, wen he wen baptize, wea he wen get da right? God in da sky, he give um da right? O da peopo, dey give um da right? Try tell me dat.”

³¹ Dey talking to demself. Dey say, “If we tell him, ‘God in da sky give um da right,’ he goin say, ‘How come you guys neva believe him den?’ ³² But if we say, ‘Da peopo give um da right,’ no way! You know, us guys scared wat da peopo goin do, cuz everybody tink dat John wen talk fo God.” ³³ So dey tell him, “Eh, we donno.”

Den Jesus say, “Kay den, I no goin tell you guys from wea I get da right.”