M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

11 Wen Jesus pau tell his twelve guys wat dey gotta do an wea dey gotta go, he send um all ova da place, an den he go way from ova dea fo go teach inside da odda towns.

Da Guys John Da Baptiza Guy Send

² Same time, John Da Baptiza Guy, he stay in jail. He hear all da stuff Jesus stay doing. (Jesus was da Christ guy, you know, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send.) So John wen go send his guys fo talk to Jesus. ³ Dey aks him, “Eh, you da guy suppose to come, o wat? O we suppose to wait fo one nodda guy fo come?”

⁴ Jesus tell um, “Go, tell John wat you guys stay hear an see. ⁵ Had guys dat no can see, now dey can see. Had guys dat no can walk, now dey can walk. Had lepa guys, now dey no mo sick. Had guys dat no can hear, now dey can hear. Had guys dat was mahke, now dey stay walking aroun. Da peopo dat no mo notting, now dey hear all da Good Kine Stuff From God dat I teaching um. ⁶ An if da tings I do no bodda you, den you goin feel good inside.”

⁷ Afta Johnʼs guys wen start fo go way from ova dea, Jesus tell all da peopo bout John. He aks um, “Dat time you guys wen go inside da boonies fo see John, how come you wen go? Fo look da wind blowing da grass? Nah! ⁸ Den, how come you guys wen go ova dea? Fo look one guy wit fancy kine clotheses? You know wat? Da guys dat wear fancy kine clotheses stay inside da kingʼs palace. ⁹ If not dat, how come you guys wen go ova dea? Fo look one guy dat talk fo God? Eh, I tell you guys, John, he mo den one guy dat talk fo God. ¹⁰ Dis da guy da Bible wen talk bout befo time, dat time God tell his Spesho Guy,

¹¹ “Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: From all da peopo dat wen live befo time, no mo nobody mo importan den John Da Baptiza Guy. But den now, even da mostes small kine guy dat get God fo his King, he mo importan den John.

¹² “From da first time John Da Baptiza Guy wen start fo teach till now, da Kingʼs ohana stay coming mo an mo strong. An get guys dat like try beef, fo take um ova. ¹³ Till John wen show up ova dea, all da guys dat wen talk fo God befo time, an Moses wen he wen write down Godʼs Rules inside da Bible, dey all wen talk bout da Kingʼs ohana. ¹⁴ Dis guy John, he da guy dey say goin come, jus like Elijah. You tink you guys can handle dat? ¹⁵ Yeah, you know! You guys get ears fo hear, you betta listen!

¹⁶ “But peopo nowdays, how dey stay? Dey jalike da kids dat stay sitting inside da open market place, an yelling to dea friends,

¹⁸ “Same ting, wen John Da Baptiza Guy show up, he no eat notting so he can pray plenny, an he no drink wine. Dass how come peopo say, ‘Eh, he get one bad kine spirit in charge a him!’ ¹⁹ Eh, but try go figga dis: Me, I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I eat, I drink, an dey say, ‘You know wat? Dis guy everytime eating an drinking! He friends wit da guys dat collect money fo tax fo da govermen, an da odda kine peopo dat get bad name, jalike dem.’ But eh! you know wat? Da guy who get da smarts from God, da tings he do, goin make proof dat he right.”

Da Peopo From Some Towns No Trus Jesus

²⁰ Den Jesus wen scold da peopo from all da towns wea he wen show his power, cuz dey not sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey doing, an dey no stop doing um. ²¹ He say, “Auwe, you guys from Korazin town, an you guys from Betsaida town! Eh, I neva show my power fo da Tyre an Sidon guys like I wen do um fo you guys. If I wen go do dat, awready dem guys wen come sorry from long time an stop doing um, an dey wen show dey shame fo all dat -- dey wen go put on one gunny bag, an go throw ash on top dea head, so everybody know dey sorry. ²² But I telling you guys now, bumbye goin be mo easy fo da Tyre an Sidon guys wen dey gotta stand in front God da Judge, den fo you guys.

Cuz if I wen do awesome stuff wit my power fo da Sodom guys jalike I do fo you guys, still yet Sodom town stay hea. ²⁴ But I telling you guys, bumbye goin be mo easy fo da Sodom guys wen dey stand in front God da Judge, den fo you guys.”

Come Ova Hea By Me An Rest

²⁵ Dat time Jesus say, “God, you my Fadda. You da Boss all ova da sky an da world. Mahalo plenny, eh, cuz you show dis kine stuff to da kids an hide um from da smart guys dat know plenny. ²⁶ Yeah, you my Fadda, an dass how you like um happen.”

²⁷ Den he tell dem, “My Fadda give me everyting, you know. I his Boy, dass why. Nobody know me like my Fadda know me. An nobody know my Fadda fo real kine, ony me, I know him, cuz I his Boy. An da peopo I like show my Fadda, dey can know him fo real kine too.

²⁸ “All you guys dat stay tired from working hard, an stay trying fo handle all da heavy kine stuff dat da Rules say, come! Come ova hea by me. I make you guys rest now. ²⁹ Jalike da oxes get yoke on top dem fo pull da load, you guys put my yoke on top you, an go learn fo do wat I teaching you. I stay gentle an I like take care peopo befo me, so yoa hearts goin rest inside. ³⁰ Cuz my yoke real good, an my load real easy.”

Peter Talk To Da Church Guys Inside Jerusalem

11 Da guys Jesus wen send an da bruddas an sistas all ova Judea side wen hear, dat some a da peopo dat not Jews wen trus wat God wen say too. ² Wen Peter go Jerusalem, da Jewish bruddas dat trus da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ wen squawk at him. ³ Dey say, “You go by some peopo dat not Jews, an wen go inside dea house, an eat wit dem.” ⁴ Den Peter wen tell um all da stuff dat wen happen from da start.

⁵ He say, “I wen stay Joppa town, an I wen pray. I see someting jalike one dream. Had one big sheet dat come down from da sky by da four corners, an wen come down wea I stay. ⁶ I wen look inside um real good, an see all kine animals from da earth dat get four feet, wild animals, snakes, lizards, an birds. ⁷ Den I hear one voice dat say, ‘Eh Peter! Stand up! Kill um an eat um!’ ⁸ But I say, ‘No way, Boss. I neva eat notting dat stay kapu, o dat I not suppose to eat.’ ⁹ Da voice from da sky wen talk again, an say, ‘No say someting stay kapu dat God wen make okay.’ ¹⁰ Dat wen happen three times, an den da sheet wen go up to da sky again.

¹¹ Right den an dea three guys wen come by da house wea I stay. One nodda guy wen send um by me from Cesarea. ¹² Godʼs Spirit wen tell me, ‘No scared fo go wit dem now.’ Dese six bruddas hea, dey wen go wit me Cesarea side. An we wen go inside da guy Cornelius house. ¹³ Den he wen tell us dat one angel messenja guy wen come by his house an say, ‘Send some guys Joppa town fo bring back one guy name Simon dat dey call Peter. ¹⁴ He goin tell you da Good Stuff from me, so dat you an all yoa ohana can come outa da bad kine stuff you stay doing.’ ¹⁵ Wen I start fo talk, Godʼs Spesho Spirit wen take charge a dem, jalike he wen take charge a us at da start. ¹⁶ Den I rememba wat da Boss Jesus wen say, ‘John wen baptize da peopo wit water, but God goin baptize you guys diffren kine: he goin let his Spesho Spirit take charge a you.’ ¹⁷ So, if God give dem da same power he wen give us wen we trus da Boss Jesus, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, how can I make big noise agains God?”

¹⁸ Wen dey hear dat, dey pau squawk, an dey tell how awesome God stay. Dey say, “Wow! God even let da peopo dat not Jews come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, so dey can get new kine life too!”

Da Peopo Dat Come Togedda Fo Church Inside Antiok

¹⁹ Now, da bruddas an sistas dat wen go all ova da place afta Stephen wen mahke, dey wen go all da way Fonicia, Cyprus, an Antiok, cuz Saul dem wen make da peopo dat trus Jesus suffa. An dey wen tell da Good Stuff From God, but dey ony wen tell da Jewish peopo. ²⁰ But some a dem guys dat come from Cyprus an Cyrene, wen go Antiok, an wen start fo talk to da peopo dea dat talk Greek. Dey wen tell um da Good Stuff Bout Jesus da Boss. ²¹ Da Boss wen help dem, an plenny peopo wen start fo trus him.

²² Da peopo dat wen come togedda fo church inside Jerusalem wen hear bout dat, an dey wen send Barnabas Antiok side. ²³ Wen he come, he see dat God wen do plenny good tings fo dem. He wen stay good inside, an wen give dem good kine words fo stick wit da Boss Jesus, an trus him wit all dea heart. ²⁴ Barnabas, he one good guy. Godʼs Spesho Spirit stay in charge a him, an he stay trus da Boss plenny. An he wen bring plenny mo peopo fo trus da Boss Jesus.

²⁵ Den Barnabas wen go Tarsus fo look fo da guy Saul. ²⁶ He wen find him, an wen bring him Antiok. Barnabas an Saul wen stay togedda wit da odda bruddas an sistas dat come togedda fo church ova dea, an dey wen teach plenny peopo fo one year. Antiok was da first place wea odda peopo wen start fo call Jesus peopo “Christian.” Dat mean, “Christ kine peopo.”

²⁷ Dat time some guys dat talk fo God wen come from Jerusalem to Antiok. ²⁸ One a dem guys name Agabus wen stand up an Godʼs Spirit wen tell um fo say, “Goin get hard time all ova, wea eva da Rome peopo stay in charge. No goin get food notting.” (An dat wen happen wen Cesar Claudius wen stay da big king.) ²⁹ Da peopo dat wen stick wit Jesus wen tink fo help da bruddas an sistas dat wen stay Judea side. An every guy wen give um wat he can. ³⁰ Dey wen do dat, an dey wen send da gifs to da older leadas inside da church ova dea, an Barnabas an Saul wen take da money ova dea fo dem.