M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

Da Tousand Year Time

20 Den, jalike one dream, I wen spock one angel messenja guy coming down outa da sky. He get da key fo da Deep Dark Hole, an one big heavy chain in his hand. ² He wen grab da Dragon, da one dat wen stay from befo time. Dass da Devil, an dey call him Satan too. An da angel wen lock up da Devil wit da chain, an he stay dea fo one tousand years. ³ Da angel wen throw da Dragon inside da Deep Dark Hole an lock um, an seal um fo make um stay inside. Den da Dragon no can bulai da diffren peopos all ova da world fo da tousand years. Afta dat, dey gotta let um go fo litto wile.

⁴ Den I spock plenny throne. On top get da peopo dat God wen give da power fo come judges. Dey da one dat wen tell bout Jesus, an tell wat God wen say, an odda peopo wen cut off dea heads cuz a dat. An I see how dey stay inside. Dey neva show love an respeck fo da Wild Animal o his statue, an dey neva get his mark on top dea forehead o dea hand. Dey wen come back alive again, an dey stay in charge wit Godʼs Spesho Guy, da King, fo da tousand years.

⁵ Dass da first time God bring back da mahke guys alive. Da odda mahke guys, dey neva come back alive again till afta da tousand years. ⁶ Da peopo dat God wen bring back alive again da first time, dey all out fo God, an dey stay good inside. Dey no goin mahke da second time. Dey goin work fo God an Godʼs Spesho Guy Christ. Dey goin be jalike priest guys, an dey goin be kings an queens wit him one tousand years.

Da Devil Get Wipe Out

⁷ Wen da tousand years pau, dey goin let da Devil go outa da jail. ⁸ Den da Devil goin go out fo bulai all da diffren peopos all ova da world. Dass da Gog an Magog peopo. He goin bring um all togedda fo fight. Dey so plenny -- jalike all da sand on top da beach. ⁹ Dey wen march da odda side a da earth, an make one big circle aroun da peopo dat stay spesho fo God inside dea town. Dass da peopo God get love an aloha fo. But God wen send big fire from da sky on top da odda peopo, an dey wen get wipe out. ¹⁰ Den God wen throw da Devil dat wen bulai dem, inside da lake dat burn wit sulfur. Dass wea befo time God wen throw da Wild Animal an da guy dat say he one talka fo God, but he not. Dey goin suffa day time an nite time foeva an eva.

Da Judge Sit Down On Top Da White Throne

¹¹ Den, jalike one dream, I spock one big white throne, an da One dat sit on top um was Christ. Da earth an da sky wen go way from him, an nobody eva see dem no moa.

¹² An I see all da big an litto mahke guys, standing in front da throne. An da angel guys wen open da books. Den dey open anodda book, da one dat tell everybody dat get Godʼs kine life. Den da Judge wen check out wat everybody wen do, jalike da book say. ¹³ Den da peopo dat wen mahke inside da ocean wen come up an go in front da Judge. An da mahke guys dat stay inside da Mahke Peopoʼs Place, dey wen come up too. Den God wen check um all out an judge um, fo all da stuff dey wen do.

¹⁴ Den God wen throw guy dat stay in charge a da Mahke Peopoʼs Place, inside da lake dat stay burning. An he wen throw da guy dat make um mahke inside dea too. Dat lake, dass wea da peopo goin mahke da second time. ¹⁵ Everybody dat no mo dea name inside Da Book Dat Tell Who Get Godʼs Kine Life, God wen throw um inside da lake dat stay burning.

Da Army Guys Take Jesus

19 Den Governa Pilate tell his guys fo take Jesus an cut him up wit da whip. ² Da army guys wen twist togedda big kine thorn branches fo make one crown, an dey put um on top his head. Den dey put one purple kine robe on top him. ³ An dey coming in front him, an tell, “Hui! King fo da Jews!” An dey slap his face wit dea hands.

⁴ Den Pilate go outside one mo time, an tell everybody, “Eh, look! I goin bring him outside fo you guys, so you guys can know dat I neva find notting wrong fo punish him.” ⁵ Jesus wen come outside wit da crown a thorns on top his head an da purple robe. Den Pilate tell da peopo, “Look, da guy!”

⁶ Wen da main priest guys an da police guys see Jesus, dey make big noise, an dey yelling, “Kill him on top one cross! Kill him on top one cross!”

Pilate tell um, “You guys take him an kill um on top one cross! I no find notting wrong fo punish him.”

⁷ Da Jews tell Pilate, “Us guys get Rules from God, an da Rules say dis guy gotta mahke, cuz he wen go talk like he Godʼs Boy.”

Governa Pilate Talk To Jesus

⁸ Wen Governa Pilate hear wat dey wen tell um, he come mo scared. ⁹ He go back inside da army headquarters an aks Jesus, “Eh, you! Wea you come from?” But Jesus neva say notting. ¹⁰ Den Pilate tell him, “You no like talk to me, o wat? Eh, you donno dat I get da right fo make dem kill you on top one cross, an I get da right fo let you go?”

¹¹ Jesus tell, “Ony one way you get da right fo hurt me. Ony if God Up Dea Inside Da Sky let you do all dis, den you can. Dass why da guy who wen turn me ova to you, he do mo worse ting den you.”

¹² From dat time, Pilate try fo let him go. But da Jews make big noise an yell, “If you let dis guy go, you not King Cesarʼs friend. If anybody make himself one king, he agains King Cesar.”

¹³ So, wen Pilate hear da tings dey saying, he bring Jesus outside, an he sit down on top da judge chair by da place dey call “Stone Pavemen Square,” an da Jews call um “Gabbata.”

Pilate Say Jesus Gotta Mahke

¹⁴ Was da Day Fo Make Ready Fo Da Passova. Bout noon time, Pilate tell da Jews, “Look now, yoa king!”

¹⁵ But dey make big noise an yell, “Take um away! Take um away! Kill um on top one cross!”

Pilate tell um, “Wot! You mean, yoa king, I gotta kill um?”

Da main priest guys tell, “Us guys, we no mo no odda king, ony King Cesar!” ¹⁶ Den Pilate turn ova Jesus fo da army guys kill um on top one cross.

Dey Wen Nail Jesus to One Cross

So dey take charge a Jesus, ¹⁷ an he wen carry his own cross outside da town, da place dey call “Da Skull Place,” an da Jews call um “Golgota,” dea language.

¹⁸ Ova dea dey wen nail Jesus to one cross. Same ting fo two odda guys, one on top one cross on da left side, da odda one on top one nodda cross on da right side, an Jesus inside da middle.

¹⁹ One nodda ting: Pilate wen tell da army guys fo make one sign an put um on top da cross. Da sign say,

²⁰ Dis sign, plenny Jews wen read um, cuz da place dey wen kill him stay near Jerusalem town. Da army guys wen write da sign in three language: Hebrew, Greek, an Latin. ²¹ Da Jewish main priest guys tell Pilate, “Eh, no write, ‘Da King Fo Da Jews’! Mo betta write, ‘Dis guy wen say, I da King fo da Jews’.”

²² Pilate tell um, “I wen tell my guys wat fo write, an dass how goin stay!”

²³ Da army guys, afta dey wen nail Jesus to da cross, dey take his clotheses an make four piles. Was one pile fo every army guy. Had his robe too, dat neva have seam, cuz dey wen weave um from da top an all ova. ²⁴ So dey say, “Mo betta no broke up da robe. We go throw da dice fo um, yeah? Fo find out who goin get um.” Dat was fo make happen jalike da Bible wen say from befo time: “Dey wen split my clotheses. An my robe, dey wen throw da dice fo um.”

So dass wat da army guys wen do.

Jesus Tell John Fo Take Care Jesus Mudda

²⁵ Had Jesus mudda standing by da cross wit her sista, an Mary, Clopas wife, an Mary from Magdala. ²⁶ Jesus wen see his mudda standing dea, wit one guy he wen teach, da one he get plenny love an aloha fo. (Dass was me, you know.) So Jesus tell his mudda, “Look, Ma, dis yoa boy now.” ²⁷ Den Jesus tell me, “Look! Make like her yoa mudda now.” An I wen take her to my own place from dat time.

Jesus Mahke

²⁸ Afta dat, Jesus wen know dat he wen pau do everyting he suppose to do. Den fo make come true everyting da Bible wen say befo time, he say, “I thirsty!” ²⁹ Had one jug full a cheap wine ova dea. Dey fill up one sponge wit dat wine, put um on top one oregano branch, an put um up to his mout. ³⁰ Wen Jesus wen suck da cheap wine he say, “Everyting pau awready!” An he wen bend down his head, an den let go his spirit.

Dey Stab Jesus

³¹ Was da Day Fo Make Everyting Ready Fo Da Passova. Da Jews neva like fo da mahke bodies fo stay on top da cross on da Rest Day. Dat Rest Day stay real spesho, so da leada guys wen go beg Pilate fo broke da guys legs fo kill um mo quick, so dey can take down da bodies. ³² Da army guys wen go dea. Da two guys dey wen kill um on top da odda crosses same time wit Jesus, dey wen broke da first guyʼs legs, an den da odda guyʼs legs. ³³ But wen dey go by Jesus, dey see dat he mahke awready, so dey neva broke his legs. ³⁴ But one army guy wen stab him wit his spear on da side, an blood an water come out. ³⁵ (You know, one a da guys dat wen see all dat happen, dass me. I tell da tings I wen see, an I tell da trut. I know I telling true kine stuff, so you guys can trus wat I say.) ³⁶ All dis wen happen jalike da Bible wen say befo time, “Dey no goin broke even one bone.” ³⁷ An da Bible wen tell one nodda ting, “Dey goin look at him, da guy dey wen stab.”

Dey Bury Jesus

³⁸ Had one guy, name Joseph from Arimatea. He wen like learn plenny from Jesus, but he neva tell nobody, cuz he scared da Jewish leada guys. He wen go aks Pilate fo let him take Jesus body, an Pilate let him. So he go an take away Jesus body. ³⁹ Nicodemus, he go ova dea wit Joseph too. He da guy who befo time wen go by Jesus, nite time, fo talk to him. He wen bring aloe an myrrh, all mix up, bout hundred pounds, fo put on top Jesus body befo dey bury him. ⁴⁰ Dey wen take Jesus body an wrap um up inside linen kine cloth wit da aloe an myrrh inside, cuz dass how da Jews bury da mahke guys.

⁴¹ Now da place dey wen kill Jesus, had one garden wit trees, an one new place fo bury dat da owna guy jus pau dig outa one cave, an dey neva put nobody inside dea yet. ⁴² Dass wea dey put Jesus, cuz was da Day Da Jews Make Ready Fo Da Passova, an dat place stay near.