M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

Da Two Wild Animal

13 Den, jalike one dream, I wen see one Wild Animal coming outa da water. He get ten horn an seven head, wit ten crown on top da horns. On top da heads, each one get one name dat tell any kine stink stuff bout God. ² Da Wild Animal I wen see look like one leopard, but he get feet jalike da bear, an da mout jalike da lion. Da Dragon wen give da Wild Animal his power, an his throne, an da right fo take charge a da peopo wit him.

³ One head a da Wild Animal wen look like was bus up real bad an he litto mo mahke, but den he wen stay alive. All da peopo all ova da world wen blow dea minds, an dey wen stick wit da Wild Animal. ⁴ All da peopo wen go down an pray to da Dragon, cuz he wen give da Wild Animal da right fo take charge a da peopo wit him. An dey go down an pray to da Wild Animal too. Den dey tell, “No mo nobody ova hea get mo power den da Wild Animal! No mo nobody can go fight one war agains him an win!”

⁵ Da Wild Animal wen get da mout fo talk big an talk stink bout God, an fo take charge a da peopo wit da Dragon fo three an a half year. ⁶ Da Wild Animal stay talking any kine an talking stink bout God an da place wea God stay, an everybody dat stay dea in da sky too. ⁷ He wen get da power fo fight one war agains da peopo dat stay spesho fo God, an win, an fo take charge all da ohanas, all da diffren peopos, all da languages, an all da country all ova da world. ⁸ Everybody on top da earth goin go down an pray to da Wild Animal. Ony da peopo dat get dea name inside da Book Dat Tell Who Get Godʼs Kine Life, dey no goin go down an pray to da Wild Animal. Cuz dey da peopo dat stick wit Godʼs Baby Sheep Guy. From da time wen God wen make da world, God wen make plan fo let da peopo kill his Baby Sheep Guy.

So dass why, Godʼs spesho peopo, dey gotta hang in dea an listen to God an trus him!

¹¹ Den I wen see one nodda Wild Animal coming outa da earth. He get two horn jalike one baby sheep, but he talk jalike one dragon. ¹² Dis Wild Animal, he da numba one guy fo da first Wild Animal, an he stay use all da power dat da odda Wild Animal get fo take charge a da peopo. He stay make all da peopo all ova da world go down an pray to da first Wild Animal, da one dat wen get bus up real bad, an litto mo mahke, but still yet wen stay alive.

¹³ Da Numba Two Wild Animal wen do all kine awesome stuff fo show wat kine him. He even wen make da fire come down from da sky to da earth in front everybody. ¹⁴ Da Numba Two Wild Animal wen get da power fo do all kine awesome stuff in front da first Wild Animal. Az why he wen bulai all da peopo dat stay on top da earth. He wen tell da peopo fo make one statue fo da first Wild Animal, fo show respeck fo him. Dass da one dat wen get bus up wit da sword, an litto mo mahke, but still yet wen stay alive.

¹⁵ Da Numba Two Wild Animal wen get da power fo make da statue a da first Wild Animal come alive, so dat da statue can talk. An anybody dat no like go down an pray to da statue, dey goin kill um. ¹⁶ Da Wild Animal wen make everybody, da big an da small peopo, da rich peopo an da poor peopo, da slave guys an da peopo dat not slaves, he wen make um get his mark on top dea right hand o on top dea forehead. ¹⁷ So dat anybody who no mo da Wild Animalʼs name o da numba dat tell wat his name on top dem, dey no can buy o sell notting.

¹⁸ Fo know dis, gotta be sharp! Whoeva get good head, dey gotta figga wat mean da Wild Animalʼs numba, cuz da numba show one guyʼs name. His numba, az 666.

Mary Put Perfume On Top Jesus Feet

12 Den six days befo da Passova religious time, Jesus wen go to Betany. Dass wea Lazarus wen stay, da guy Jesus wen make come back alive from mahke. ² So dey wen make one dinna fo Jesus. Marta wen bring da food to da peopo, an Lazarus stay sit by Jesus at da table. ³ Den Mary wen take one pound nard kine perfume dat cost plenny, pour um on top Jesus feet, an den wipe um wit her hair. Den wen smell real good all ova inside da house.

⁴ But Judas Iscariot, one a Jesus guys, da guy dat lata goin set him up fo mahke, he wen say, ⁵ “Eh, how come dey neva sell dis perfume fo three hundred silva coins, an give da money to da peopo dat no mo notting?” ⁶ Da guy, he no mo aloha fo da peopo dat no mo notting, he ony talk lidat cuz he one steala guy. He stay in charge a da money bag fo Jesus dem, an he cockaroach um.

⁷ But Jesus say, “Eh, no bodda her! She wen stash dis perfume fo use um wen dey goin make me ready fo bury.” ⁸ You guys everytime get peopo dat no mo notting wit you. But you guys no goin get me wit you everytime.

Da Main Priest Guys Talk How Dey Can Kill Lazarus

⁹ Dat time plenny Jewish peopo wen find out dat Jesus was dea inside Betany town, an dey wen come fo see him. An not ony him, but Lazarus too. Cuz dey wen hear dat Jesus wen make Lazarus come back alive from mahke. ¹⁰ So da main priest guys wen talk togedda how dey goin kill Lazarus too. ¹¹ Cuz plenny Jewish peopo wen hear bout Lazarus, an see him. Az why dey wen bag dea leadas, an trus Jesus.

Jesus Go Inside Jerusalem Jalike One King

¹² Da nex day, plenny peopo dat wen come Jerusalem fo da Passova wen hear dat Jesus stay coming dea. ¹³ Dey wen cut branches from da palm trees fo wave cuz dey like cheer Jesus, an dey wen go fo meet Jesus. Dey yelling,

¹⁴ Jesus wen find one young donkey an sit down on top um, jalike da Bible say,

¹⁶ Dat time, Jesus guys no can figga all da stuff dat stay happen. But latas, Jesus wen come back alive from mahke an God wen make um come awesome. Den, dey wen rememba dat da Bible wen say all dis tings bout him. An dey wen rememba dat da peopo wen make lidat to him.

¹⁷ Now, all da peopo dat wen stay wit Jesus, da time he wen make Lazarus come back alive from mahke, dey wen tell wat dey wen see. ¹⁸ Dass why plenny peopo wen go outside Jerusalem fo meet Jesus, cuz dey wen hear bout da awesome ting he wen do dat wen show who him. ¹⁹ Den da Pharisee guys tell each odda, “Look! Everybody in da whole world stay going wit Jesus! An us guys no can do notting fo stop um!”

Had Greek Guys Dat Like See Jesus

²⁰ Had some Greek guys dat wen go Jerusalem wit da odda peopo fo da Passova religious time, fo go down an show God love an respeck dea. ²¹ Dey come by Philip, da guy who come from Betsaida town, Galilee side, an dey tell him, “Eh Mista, us guys, we like meet Jesus.”

²² Philip, he go tell Andrew. Den Andrew an Philip, dey go togedda an tell Jesus. ²³ Jesus tell dem, “Time awready fo me, da Guy Dass Fo Real. Now God goin make me come awesome fo real kine! But befo I come awesome, I gotta mahke. ²⁴ An I like tell you guys dis too: I jalike da wheat seed dat gotta fall down inside da groun an mahke, an den can grow, fo make plenny mo seeds. If da seed no mahke, stay ony one seed. ²⁵ Whoeva like hang on to dea life, dey goin lose um. But whoeva give up dea life in dis world, goin hang on to um, an stay live to da max foeva. ²⁶ Whoeva like be my helpa gotta go wit me an be my guy. Wea I stay, my helpa guy goin stay dea too. An my Fadda goin show respeck to dat helpa guy.”

Jesus Tell How He Goin Mahke

²⁷ Den Jesus tell, “Right now I feel all funny kine inside. Wat I goin say? ‘Fadda, no let me mahke right now’? No way I goin say dat! Dass why I wen come hea, so I can mahke. ²⁸ I say dis: ‘Fadda, let um happen, so everybody can know how awesome you stay.’ ”

Den one voice from da sky wen say, “I wen show dem I stay awesome awready, an I goin show um one mo time.”

²⁹ Da peopo dat wen stand dea an hear um, wen say, “Eh! Get thunder!”

Da odda peopo wen say, “Nah, az was one angel messenja guy from da Boss dat wen talk to him.”

³⁰ Jesus tell dem, “Dis voice not fo me, but fo you guys. ³¹ Now da peopo inside dis world goin stand in front God da Judge, an God goin throw out da Bad Guy dat stay in charge a da peopo all ova da world. ³² Wen dey lift me up from da groun fo kill me, den I goin bring everybody by me.” ³³ (He wen say dat fo show dem how he goin mahke.)

³⁴ Da peopo tell him, “We wen hear from Godʼs Rules dat da Christ Guy goin live foeva. Den how come you say, ‘Dey goin take me, da Guy Dass Fo Real, an lift me up from da groun fo kill me’? Who dis Guy Dass Fo Real dat you talking bout?”

³⁵ Jesus wen tell dem, “Me, I jalike da light fo you guys. Ony litto wile mo da light goin stay hea wit you guys. Live da right way now wen get light still yet, cuz no good da dark pio da light you get inside you. Whoeva walk aroun inside da dark, dey donno wea dey going. ³⁶ Right now, I stay hea wit you guys. I jalike da light fo you guys. So go trus me. Den you guys can come da kine peopo dat know wea dey going cuz dey get da light inside.”

Jesus say dat. Den he go way from da peopo so he can stay by himself.

Da Jewish Peopo No Trus Jesus

³⁷ No matta Jesus wen do plenny awesome stuff in front da peopo fo show who him, dey still yet no trus him. ³⁸ Jalike da guy Isaiah wen say, dat wen talk fo God long time ago,

³⁹ Az why da Jewish peopo no can trus God nowdays, jalike Isaiah wen say one nodda time,

⁴¹ Isaiah wen say dat cuz he wen see how awesome Jesus stay, an he wen tell wat goin happen wit Jesus.

⁴² Plenny Jewish main leada guys wen trus Jesus, but dey no like tell everybody, cuz dey scared da Pharisee guys goin throw um outa da Jewish church. ⁴³ Cuz da leada guys, dey like da peopo talk good bout dem, mo den dey like God talk good bout um.

Wat Jesus Say Show Wat Kine Peopo Dem

⁴⁴ Jesus wen talk loud an say, “Whoeva trus me, he no trus ony me, but he trus da One dat wen send me hea too. ⁴⁵ Whoeva see me, he see da One dat wen send me hea too. ⁴⁶ I wen come jalike da light inside da world, so dat whoeva trus me, dey no goin stay dark inside. ⁴⁷ Whoeva hear wat I say an no do um, I no goin punish dem. I neva come fo punish da peopo inside da world. Me, I wen come fo take um outa da bad kine stuff dey doing. ⁴⁸ Whoeva no take me an wat I say, dat guy goin get one nodda judge. In da end time wen da world goin pau, all da stuff I wen say goin show how dat guy stay. ⁴⁹ Cuz I neva talk by myself, but my Fadda who wen send me wen tell me everyting he like me fo say. ⁵⁰ I know dat wat da Fadda tell us fo do show everybody how dey can come alive foeva fo real kine. So everyting I say, dass jalike my Fadda wen tell me.”