M’Cheyne Bible Reading Plan

“Aloha!”

1 Dis book tell wat Jesus Christ wen show me, John. Jesus, he da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, an God wen show him da stuff dat nobody eva know befo time. Dat stuff gotta happen pretty soon. God like Jesus make um clear to da peopo dat work fo him. So Jesus Christ wen send one angel messenja guy fo make um clear to me, John, cuz I one a his worka guys. ² Me, I stay telling wat I wen see an hear -- da tings God wen say, an da stuff Jesus Christ wen tell.

³ Whoeva read dis book to odda peopo, an everybody dat listen to da stuff dat God say goin happen, an do um, dey goin stay good inside, cuz time awready fo dat fo happen.

John Give His Aloha To Da Seven Churches

⁴ Dis letta from me, John. I writing um to you church peopo dat come togedda inside seven churches inside Asia. I like God do plenny good tings fo you guys, an make yoa heart rest inside. He da One dat stay now, an stay from befo time, an goin stay afta. An da seven spirits in front Godʼs throne, I like dem do good tings fo you guys too.

⁶ Christ wen come King fo us guys, an make us all come prieses fo work fo God, his Fadda. We goin tell how awesome he stay. He get power foeva an eva! Dass it!

⁸ Da Boss, he say, “I everyting, from first to last, A to Z.” He da One dat stay now, dat stay befo time, an dat goin stay afta, da One dat get all da power.

John See Christ

⁹ Me, I you guys brudda John. I jalike you guys, cuz I stay tight wit Jesus too. Cuz a dat, I stay suffa plenny jalike you guys. An I get Jesus fo King jalike you guys. An I hanging in dea jalike you guys. Dey wen put me on top da island name Patmos cuz I wen tell wat God say, an da trut dat Jesus Christ wen tell. ¹⁰ One Sunday, da Bossʼs day, Godʼs Spirit wen take ova me. An I wen hear one loud voice behind me, dat sound jalike one trumpet. ¹¹ He say, “Write down inside one book da stuff you goin see, an send um to da peopo inside da seven churches, da ones inside Efesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Tyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, an Laodicea.”

¹² I wen turn aroun fo see who was talking to me, an wen I wen turn, I see seven gold stands fo put da lamps on top. ¹³ An in da middle, had somebody dat look jalike us. He get one long robe dat hang down to his feet, an one gold cloth ova his shoulda an across his chest. ¹⁴ His head an hair was all white, jalike da white wool an da snow, an his eyes was shining jalike da fire. ¹⁵ His feets look jalike brass metal dat shine wen dey put um inside da real hot fire, an his voice sound like da water dat pound an make big noise. ¹⁶ Inside his right hand, he hold seven stars! From outa his mout, come one sword dat get two side sharp! His face shining, jalike wen da sun shine real strong!

¹⁷ Wen I see him, I wen go down by his feet jalike I mahke. Den he put his right hand on top me an say, “Eh, no scared! I da One dass first an last. ¹⁸ I da One dat stay alive! I wen mahke, but look! Now I stay alive foeva! I get da power fo open da door fo da place wea da mahke peopo stay, an make dem come alive, cuz I get da key. ¹⁹ So den, write down everyting you see -- da tings dat stay happen now, an da tings dat goin happen bumbye. ²⁰ Da seven stars you wen see inside my right hand, an da seven gold stands fo put da lamps on top, dass one secret dat I goin tell you now. Da seven stars, dey da seven angel messenja guys fo da peopo inside da seven churches. An da seven gold stands fo put da lamps on top, dey da peopo inside da seven churches.”

Jesus Come Back Alive

24 Sunday, da first day in da week, befo da sun come up, da wahines bring da spices dey wen make ready, an go by da cave. ² Dey see da big stone Jesus friends wen use fo close da cave. But stay on da side now. ³ Dey go inside da cave, but da Boss Jesus, his body no stay dea. ⁴ Dey no can figga dat. Right den an dea two guys stand dea by dem. Da guys clotheses stay shining. ⁵ Da wahines stay real scared. Dey go down on dea knees, an ony look da groun. Da two guys tell um, “How come you wahines stay looking fo da guy dat stay alive, ova hea aroun da mahke guys? ⁶ Jesus not hea; he wen come back alive! Rememba, he wen tell you guys dis wen he still stay wit you guys Galilee side. ⁷ He wen say, ‘I Da Guy Dass Fo Real. Dey gotta turn me ova to da bad guys. An dey goin kill me on top one cross. But day numba three, I goin come back alive!’ ”

⁸ Den da wahines rememba wat Jesus wen say. ⁹ So dey wen come back from da cave, an dey tell all dat stuff to Jesus eleven guys an to da odda peopo. ¹⁰ Mary da Magdala wahine, Joanna, James mudda Mary, an da odda wahines dat wen go wit dem, dey tell all dis stuff to da guys dat Jesus was goin send all ova da place. ¹¹ But dem guys, dey neva believe wat da wahines say, cuz sound like dey wen make um up. ¹² But Peter wen get up an run to da cave. He bend down, an see ony da grave cloths dea. Den he go way, an he no can figga bout wat wen happen.

Two Guys Go Emmaus Town

¹³ Dat same day had two a Jesus guys wen go one small town name Emmaus, bout seven miles from Jerusalem. ¹⁴ Dey stay talk bout all da stuff dat wen happen. ¹⁵ So dey talking lidat, an you know wat? Jesus come, an walk wit dem. ¹⁶ But he neva let um know who him. ¹⁷ He aks um, “Wat you guys stay talking bout now wen you walking?”

Dey stand dea, an dey hang dea face. ¹⁸ One a dem, name Cleopas, tell him, “You must be da ony guy inside Jerusalem dat donno all da stuff dat jus wen happen ova dea.”

¹⁹ He say, “Wat stuff?”

Dey say, “Da stuff dat dey wen do to Jesus, da guy from Nazaret. He one guy dat talk fo God. Wat he wen say an do in front God an all da peopo wen show he get power. ²⁰ Da main priest guys an our leada guys wen turn him in fo mahke. Den dey wen kill him on top one cross. ²¹ We wen tink he da guy dat goin cut loose da Israel peopo from da power da bad kine stuff get ova dem. Dis wen happen day befo yesterday. ²² Some wahines dat stay wit us wen blow our minds, cuz dey wen go by da cave dis morning, befo da sun come up. ²³ But dey neva find his body inside dea. Dey wen tell us dat dey wen see someting from God -- had angel guys dea, dat wen say Jesus stay alive! ²⁴ Some a our guys wen go to da tomb. Everyting stay jalike da wahines say. But dey neva see Jesus body.”

²⁵ Den Jesus tell da two guys, “You guys no tink! You hard head, cuz you guys no trus all da stuff da guys dat wen talk fo God wen say! ²⁶ Dey say dat da Spesho Guy God Goin Send gotta suffa all dis kine stuff, an afta, he goin come real awesome, yeah?” ²⁷ An den Jesus teach dem everyting da Bible wen say bout him from befo time. He start wit da stuff Moses wen write down inside da Rules, an den all da odda guys dat wen talk fo God, wat dey wen write down.

²⁸ Den dey come near Emmaus, da small town, an Jesus ack like he going litto bit mo far. ²⁹ But dey tell him, “Stay hea wit us, cuz pau hana, an dark awready.” So he go inside da house, fo stay wit dem. ³⁰ He sit down by da table fo eat wit dem. He take da bread, an tell God he good heart fo give um da bread, an broke da bread. Den he wen give um to dem. ³¹ Den jalike dea eyes wen come open, an den dey wen know who he was. But right den an dea he wen disappear. ³² Den dey tell each odda, “Ho! Our hearts was beating fast, all da time he stay talking wit us on top da road, an wen he showing us da stuff from da Bible from befo time, yeah?”

³³ Right den an dea dey wen stand up, an dey wen go back Jerusalem. Dey find Jesus eleven guys an da odda guys all togedda. ³⁴ Da eleven guys say, “Da Boss Jesus wen come back alive, fo shua! Simon wen see him!”

³⁵ Den da two guys tell um wat wen happen by da road, an dat dey wen know him wen he broke da bread.

Jesus Show Up Wit Da Guys He Wen Teach

³⁶ Wen dey telling Jesus guys dis, ho! Jesus stand dea wit dem! He say, “No scared. I like you guys stay good inside.”

³⁷ But dey real, real scared! Dey tink dey seeing one ghost! ³⁸ He tell um, “How come you guys all scared? Why you no trus me? ³⁹ Look my hands an my feet. Try touch me, an see dat dis me, fo shua! One ghost no mo bones an skin, like you guys see I get.”

⁴⁰ He show dem his hands an feet. ⁴¹ Dey still no believe, cuz dey all mix up inside. Dey feel real good inside, but same time, dey stay all max out. He tell um, “You guys get someting fo eat?” ⁴² Dey give him one cook fish. ⁴³ He take um an eat um in front dem.

⁴⁴ He tell um, “All dis happen jalike I wen tell you guys wen I stay wit you. Everyting Moses wen write inside da Rules, an everyting da odda guys dat wen talk fo God wen write down, an everyting dat get inside da Songs fo God -- all da stuff dat stay from befo time inside da Bible, all dat, talk bout me! An everyting dey wen write, goin happen!”

⁴⁵ Den he wen help dem undastan da Bible. ⁴⁶ He tell um, “Dis wat dey wen write, ‘Da Christ guy, da Spesho Guy God Goin Send, he goin suffa an mahke, an den come back alive on day numba three afta he mahke. ⁴⁷ Afta dat, his guys goin teach all da diffren peopos inside da whole world bout Christ guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. Dey goin tell da peopos dey gotta come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey doing, an pau do um. So den, God goin let go da peopos an hemo dea shame fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do. His guys goin go teach lidat cuz dey his guys an dey get his power, an dey goin start Jerusalem side.’ ⁴⁸ You guys wen see all dis stuff dat wen happen, an you goin tell da peopo bout um. ⁴⁹ I goin send you guys wat my Fadda wen promise you. So stay hea inside Jerusalem till you guys get da power dat come from God in da sky.”

Jesus Go Up Inside Da Sky

⁵⁰ Den Jesus take his guys outside Jerusalem, Betany side. He hold up his hands an aks God fo do good tings fo dem. ⁵¹ Same time wen Jesus stay aksing God fo do good tings fo dem, he start fo go up inside da sky. ⁵² Den dey all go down on dea knees fo show Jesus love an respeck. Den dey go back to Jerusalem. An dey stay real good inside. ⁵³ Dey stay inside da temple yard, praying an telling God how good he stay.