The Words of Agur

30 The words of Agur son of Jakeh. The oracle.[a]

The man declares, I am weary, O God;
    I am weary, O God, and worn out.[b]
Surely I am too (A)stupid to be a man.
    I have not the understanding of a man.
I have not learned wisdom,
    nor have I knowledge of (B)the Holy One.
Who has (C)ascended to heaven and come down?
    Who has (D)gathered the wind in his fists?
Who has (E)wrapped up the waters in a garment?
    Who has established all (F)the ends of the earth?
(G)What is his name, and what is his son's name?
    Surely you know!

(H)Every word of God proves true;
    he is (I)a shield to those who take refuge in him.
(J)Do not add to his words,
    lest he rebuke you and you be found a liar.

Two things I ask of you;
    deny them not to me (K)before I die:
Remove far from me falsehood and lying;
    give me neither poverty nor riches;
    feed me with the food that is (L)needful for me,
lest I be (M)full and (N)deny you
    and say, (O)“Who is the Lord?”
or lest I be poor and steal
    (P)and profane the name of my God.

10 (Q)Do not slander a servant to his master,
    (R)lest he curse you, and you be held guilty.

11 There are those[c] who (S)curse their fathers
    and do not bless their mothers.
12 There are those who are (T)clean in their own eyes
    but are not washed of their filth.
13 There are those—how (U)lofty are their eyes,
    how high their eyelids lift!
14 There are those whose teeth are (V)swords,
    whose (W)fangs are knives,
to (X)devour the poor from off the earth,
    the needy from among mankind.

15 The leech has two daughters:
    Give and Give.[d]
(Y)Three things are never satisfied;
    (Z)four never say, “Enough”:
16 (AA)Sheol, (AB)the barren womb,
    the land never satisfied with water,
    and the fire that never says, “Enough.”

17 The eye that (AC)mocks a father
    and (AD)scorns to obey a mother
will (AE)be picked out by (AF)the ravens of the valley
    and eaten by the vultures.

18 (AG)Three things are (AH)too wonderful for me;
    (AI)four I do not understand:
19 the way of an eagle in the sky,
    the way of a serpent on a rock,
the way of a ship on the high seas,
    and the way of a man with a virgin.

20 This is the way of an adulteress:
    she eats and wipes her mouth
    and says, “I have done no wrong.”

21 Under (AJ)three things (AK)the earth trembles;
    under (AL)four it cannot bear up:
22 (AM)a slave when he becomes king,
    and a fool when he is (AN)filled with food;
23 (AO)an unloved woman when she (AP)gets a husband,
    and a maidservant when she displaces her mistress.

24 (AQ)Four things on earth are small,
    but they are exceedingly wise:
25 (AR)the ants are a people not strong,
    yet they provide their food in the summer;
26 (AS)the rock badgers are a people not mighty,
    yet they make their homes in the cliffs;
27 the locusts have no (AT)king,
    yet all of them march in (AU)rank;
28 the lizard you can take in your hands,
    yet it is in kings' palaces.

29 (AV)Three things are stately in their tread;
    (AW)four are stately in their stride:
30 the lion, which is mightiest among beasts
    and (AX)does not turn back before any;
31 the (AY)strutting rooster,[e] the he-goat,
    and a king whose army is with him.[f]

32 If you have been foolish, exalting yourself,
    or if you have been devising evil,
    (AZ)put your hand on your mouth.
33 For pressing milk produces curds,
    pressing the nose produces blood,
    and pressing anger produces strife.

Footnotes

  1. Proverbs 30:1 Or Jakeh, the man of Massa
  2. Proverbs 30:1 Revocalization; Hebrew The man declares to Ithiel, to Ithiel and Ucal
  3. Proverbs 30:11 Hebrew There is a generation; also verses 12, 13, 14
  4. Proverbs 30:15 Or “Give, give,” they cry
  5. Proverbs 30:31 Or the magpie, or the greyhound; Hebrew girt-of-loins
  6. Proverbs 30:31 Or against whom there is no rising up

The Words of Agur Ben Yakeh

God? Who Needs Him?

30 1-2 The skeptic swore, “There is no God!
    No God!—I can do anything I want!
I’m more animal than human;
    so-called human intelligence escapes me.

3-4 “I flunked ‘wisdom.’
    I see no evidence of a holy God.
Has anyone ever seen Anyone
    climb into Heaven and take charge?
    grab the winds and control them?
    gather the rains in his bucket?
    stake out the ends of the earth?
Just tell me his name, tell me the names of his sons.
    Come on now—tell me!”

5-6 The believer replied, “Every promise of God proves true;
    he protects everyone who runs to him for help.
So don’t second-guess him;
    he might take you to task and show up your lies.”

7-9 And then he prayed, “God, I’m asking for two things
    before I die; don’t refuse me—
Banish lies from my lips
    and liars from my presence.
Give me enough food to live on,
    neither too much nor too little.
If I’m too full, I might get independent,
    saying, ‘God? Who needs him?’
If I’m poor, I might steal
    and dishonor the name of my God.”

* * *

10 Don’t blow the whistle on your fellow workers
    behind their backs;
They’ll accuse you of being underhanded,
    and then you’ll be the guilty one!

11 Don’t curse your father
    or fail to bless your mother.

12 Don’t imagine yourself to be quite presentable
    when you haven’t had a bath in weeks.

13 Don’t be stuck-up
    and think you’re better than everyone else.

14 Don’t be greedy,
    merciless and cruel as wolves,
Tearing into the poor and feasting on them,
    shredding the needy to pieces only to discard them.

15-16 A freeloader has twin daughters
    named “Gimme” and “Gimme more.”

Four Insatiables

Three things are never satisfied,
    no, there are four that never say, “That’s enough, thank you!”—

        hell,
        a barren womb,
        a parched land,
        a forest fire.

* * *

17 An eye that disdains a father
    and despises a mother—
that eye will be plucked out by wild vultures
    and consumed by young eagles.

Four Mysteries

18-19 Three things amaze me,
    no, four things I’ll never understand—

        how an eagle flies so high in the sky,
        how a snake glides over a rock,
        how a ship navigates the ocean,
        why adolescents act the way they do.

* * *

20 Here’s how a prostitute operates:
    she has sex with her client,
Takes a bath,
    then asks, “Who’s next?”

Four Intolerables

21-23 Three things are too much for even the earth to bear,
    yes, four things shake its foundations—

        when the janitor becomes the boss,
        when a fool gets rich,
        when a prostitute is voted “woman of the year,”
        when a “girlfriend” replaces a faithful wife.

Four Small Wonders

24-28 There are four small creatures,
    wisest of the wise they are—

        ants—frail as they are,
            get plenty of food in for the winter;
        marmots—vulnerable as they are,
            manage to arrange for rock-solid homes;
        locusts—leaderless insects,
            yet they strip the field like an army regiment;
        lizards—easy enough to catch,
            but they sneak past vigilant palace guards.

Four Dignitaries

29-31 There are three solemn dignitaries,
    four that are impressive in their bearing—

        a lion, king of the beasts, deferring to none;
        a rooster, proud and strutting;
        a billy goat;
        a head of state in stately procession.

* * *

32-33 If you’re dumb enough to call attention to yourself
    by offending people and making rude gestures,
Don’t be surprised if someone bloodies your nose.
    Churned milk turns into butter;
    riled emotions turn into fist fights.